This was a real conversation I had with a vendor (more or less).
Me: So I wanted to know what your menu was for weddings.
Her: Well, we can do anything. We make whatever you want. What do YOU want? It's your special day.
Me: Well, we don't have anything particular in mind. We're just interested in serving good food.
Her: We can do anything.
Me: Okay, but can you give me a sample menu?
Her: Let me tell you about a wedding we did recently. The bride wanted 26 kinds of bread. And we did that for her. ( I think at this point, I was expected to applaud.)
Me: That's nice, but what kind of FOOD did you serve?
Her: Well, first, tell me. What is your fantasy wedding?
At this point I really should have hung up on her. Anyway needless to say, she refused to give me any details about the food they serve at the venue. And I crossed that place off my list.
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